Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has issued a harrowing threat to consumers amid falling share prices, warning that in a continued effort to improve the Twitter experience, the company will change the font of their messages to Comic Sans. Comic Sans… Read More ›
The Australian Bureau of Statistics has admitted that the debacle over the 2016 Census has left frustrated infrastructure planners with no idea how many Jedi Knights there are in the country. “Census data is vital in determining how the nation’s… Read More ›
Masked gunmen have made off with $14 million worth of ego after holding up Kim Kardashian in her luxury hotel room Paris. “I’ve just realised that all I am is some guy who pinches other people’s riffs and turns them… Read More ›
Young players of the Pokemon GO game thrilled to discover the new “Outdoors” app have begun experiencing disturbing side effects from the new unaugmented reality technology. “When you die in unaugmented reality you don’t immediately spring back to life,” said… Read More ›
Senior members of the Liberal Party have alleged that the ABC’s election analyst, Antony Green, is purposely delaying his call of the election to boost the number of followers of his Twitter account. One source said: “Just look at the… Read More ›
We’ve all been had by the date of April Fool’s Day, according to a leading British historian who claims that we should be playing our practical jokes on the 1st of May, not the 1st of April. “When the modern… Read More ›
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