The NRL has issued a statement commending the 2016 Premiership winning Cronulla Sharks for lifting not only on-field but off-field in the aftermath of Cronulla player Ben Barba’s sacking for cocaine use. A spokesperson for the NRL told The (un)Australian about Cronulla: “What a… Read More ›
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott fresh off a round of interviews with TV, radio, podcasts, newspapers, friendly grocers and random people he’s met on the bus has spoken of how impressed he is with former Australian Cricket captain Michael Clarke… Read More ›
The Hawthorn Football club currently in the midst of a one year Premiership drought has surprised the AFL world by trading their 2014 Premiership to St Kilda in exchange for pick 68 in the 2016 draft. St Kilda’s coach Alan… Read More ›
Nine Malaysian nationals are facing long jail terms after refusing to strip down and streak at a Matador Cup cricket match last night in Perth. “I turned around and was absolutely shocked to see a big bunch of blokes in… Read More ›
Fans of underdog football champions the Western Bulldogs and the Cronulla Sharks have swarmed the home grounds of both clubs hoping to get a look at what a group of spectacularly pissed grand final winners look like in person. “I’ve… Read More ›
Surf lifesaver’s from the Cronulla Surf Club have confirmed that a lone swimmer seen backstroking a kilometre off the beach is former Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt. “He’s got a couple of bluebottle stings and his skin has gone all… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 