The English FA has voted to pull out of FIFA in the hope of finding slightly easier opponents after being eliminated from the Euro 2016 championships by world football powerhouse Iceland. “Even though Iceland could only manage to get nine… Read More ›
The AFL has announced a new womens league will kick off in 2017 with Melbourne, the Western Bulldogs, Carlton, Collingwood, Fremantle, the Brisbane Lions, Greater Western Sydney and Adelaide part of the eight-team competition. Eddie McGuire who is the womens… Read More ›
Collingwood President Eddie McGuire has today offered to drown former Collingwood coach Mick Malthouse in order to prove that he is not sexist, but rather just a thug. McGuire’s offer to drown Malthouse comes after he has been called to… Read More ›
Leaders of some of Sydney’s largest criminal organisations are keeping a close watch on gang members after rumours emerged that many have been seen socialising with rugby league players. “Our blokes are simple, hard working thugs and standover men who… Read More ›
Mosquito repellent manufacturer Aerogard has signed on to become the major sponsor for the Australian team for the upcoming Rio Olympic Games. “We are pleased to announce that every athlete competing in the green and gold will be slathered in… Read More ›
Jarryd Hayne’s Olympic ambition is still burning brightly after this weekend’s London Sevens tournament, but he is now looking at a new Olympic sport after discovering he may be ineligible to play rugby due to strict drug testing laws. Sources… Read More ›
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