Australian sports fans have rejoiced at the stunning dismissal of the Australian Cricket Team for a measly 60 runs, capitalising on the opportunity to boo high level athletes that doesn’t involve racism. The Australian cricket team were ousted in 18.3… Read More ›
The National Party has banned the crowd from singing Waltzing Matilda before Saturday night’s rugby match between the Wallabies and the All Blacks because it encourages sheep rustling. “The words of Waltzing Matilda glamorise the act of sheep stealing, a… Read More ›
Former AFL star Jason Akermanis has shown sympathy for the plight of swans star Adam Goodes, revealing that he was subjected to a campaign of boos from rival fans simply because he was a dickhead. “Dickheadism is an ugly scourge… Read More ›
After getting giddily swept up with enthusiasm for the excellent performance of the Matildas at the recent football World Cup, Aussie sports fan Brad Partridge reckons it would be awesome if we “also had a chick’s cricket team”. “Our babes… Read More ›
Australia all rounder Shane Watson has subtly reminded the selectors of the Australian cricket team that he has a set of photographs of them dumping the body of a dead hooker in a remote forest, just in case they were… Read More ›
Stewart Harley, a 32-year-old Queensland resident who was raised in NSW has experienced an epiphany comparable only to the Damascus Road conversion of Saul of Tarsus (or Saint Paul, as he was known to his friends.) At about 9:15 AEST… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 