A public holiday has been called in England overnight to celebrate the fact that their beleaguered cricket team has finally had a victory after they successfully beat an egg whilst making an omelette for breakfast. In what has been a troubled… Read More ›
The Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) has taken the unprecedented step of lowering the cost of purchasing food and drink at the venue ahead of the launch of this year’s AFL Season, following a new sponsorship deal with Nanna’s berries. The… Read More ›
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
Former international cricketer Glenn McGrath was arrested yesterday after the introduction of a raft of new stringent anti-terrorism measures announced by Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Last week, photographs emerged of Mr McGrath posing with firearms, an action which, according to… Read More ›
The NRL has today announced that the scandal ridden Gold Coast Titans will be rebranded ‘The Cocaine Cowboys’ the new name will also incorporate a lucrative sponsorship deal with a rising Mexican drug cartel the Headless Chickens. A spokesperson for… Read More ›
After an 11-year career consisting mostly of NSW Cup appearances and three games in first grade off the interchange bench, mediocre rugby league player Mitchell Jackson has at last seen himself described as a “star” in the newspaper after being… Read More ›
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