26-year-old Tasmanian man Luke Thomas was walking through Hobart Mall when he stepped in chewing gum, prompting him to convey his annoyance on both Facebook and Instagram. Upon hearing the news ISIS, or Daesh as they’re also known, released a… Read More ›
America has taken advantage of Donald Trump’s first overseas trip to greatly accelerate construction of its protective border wall, hoping to have it finished in time to prevent the President’s return to the country. “I’d never really seen the value… Read More ›
American President Donald Trump has released a statement today announcing that he has fired the White House kettle as the pot complained that it was black. Speaking to The (un)Australian Presdient Trump explained his decision, saying: “Look the kettle just wasn’t… Read More ›
Wearing the traditional blackface and decked out in his finest Nazi uniform, Prince Harry was today crowned the new Head Royal Racist in an official ceremony at Buckingham Palace after Prince Philip’s surprise abdication yesterday. Although many royal watchers were… Read More ›
A nuclear missile is disappointed about missing a parade down the main street of Pyongyang after being rostered onto active duty over the weekend. “All the other missiles get to march and listen to the bands and watch the thousands… Read More ›
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has contacted the United Nations to organise a ceasefire of hostilities over the Easter weekend in order to allow the Easter bunny to visit his country. A spokesperson for the United Nations spoke… Read More ›
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