The Trump Administration has touched down at Edwards Air Force Base after a successful mission to fly above the speed of awful, smashing through the Abbott Barrier and creating a sonic boom of awful that was heard around the world…. Read More ›
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Donald Trump Bans ‘Small Hands Across America’ Fundraising Initiative
President Trump fresh off drawing up plans to invade Poland has signed a Presidential decree banning any planned ‘hands across America’ fundraising initiatives being held during the term of his Presidency. The American President spoke the The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
President Trump Keeps The Pee Pee From TPP
Donald Trump has pulled America out of the TPP after discovering the letters stand for Trans Pacific Partnership and have nothing to do with the by products of drinking too much tea. “I was excited about the TPP when I… Read More ›
Trump Defends Trip To Russia To Talk ‘Trickle Down Economics’
President elect Donald Trump has defended a recent trip he took to Russia in which he delivered a private lecture to a group of young women in his hotel room on the subject of trickle down economics. Speaking to… Read More ›
Trump Offers Meryl Streep Help With Her Russian Accent
President elect Donald Trump has responded to Meryl Streep’s comments about him at the Golden Globe Awards with an offer to coach her in how to speak with a Russian accent. “Some of my best friends are Russian so I’m… Read More ›
Red-Faced CIA Admits Russia Hacked Its ‘How To Control Foreign Governments’ Manual
A week after the CIA publicly confirmed it believed Russia had directly interfered in the US elections in support of Donald Trump, the US secret agency has confessed the official story of a Democrat official making a “typo” in an… Read More ›
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