US presidential hopeful Donald Trump has unveiled a plan to stem the flow of refugees fleeing the Middle East by “building a wall” around Syria. As Republican candidates attempt to outmuscle one another on immigration, Trump announced his new plan… Read More ›
World
Friends Condemn Paris Grief Double-Standard Shortly After Learning It Exists
Friends across the country have helpfully denounced your hypocritical outpouring of grief in wake of the recent Paris attacks whilst ignoring the earlier tragedy in Lebanon, mere seconds after learning such a double-standard existed. Rebeca Levinson, a friend of a… Read More ›
Jeremy Corbyn Fails To Hack Phones Of Families Of Dead Soldiers In New Show Of Disrespect
Fresh evidence has emerged of UK Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn insulting the families of fallen British soldiers, with families of dead soldiers saying the anti-war politician gave no indication he had hacked their phones when speaking to them at a… Read More ›
Anti-Police Movement Doubles In Size After NYPD Introduces New “Like” Heart
According to organisers of several anti-police brutality organisations, the number of people supporting change in the way police forces deal with their citizenry has doubled practically overnight. The sudden expansion in calls for change began after the NYPD introduce a new… Read More ›
Former PM Tony Abbott Spotted Turning Back Boats Off England’s Coast Line
Tony Abbott has been spotted turning back boats off the coast of Southend-on-Sea late Tuesday night, following reports that he had disappeared into the Thames River. Australia’s former Prime Minister is currently in the UK in order to deliver the… Read More ›
Netanyahu Blames Palestinians For Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been criticised for saying a Palestinian leader persuaded Gavrilo Princip to assassinate Austrian Archduke Franz Ferdinand in 1914. Mr Netanyahu insisted the Serbian nationalist Princip had only wanted to “give the high-and-mighty duke a… Read More ›