Russian President Vladimir Putin has formally invited Tony Abbott to be a minister in his internationally diverse cabinet. A spokesperson for the Kremlin said, “The Russian people have been impressed with Prime Minister Abbott’s very manly confrontational capability. This has… Read More ›
Zebras worldwide have celebrated long and hard following the news that notorious zebra serial killer Cecil the Lion has been gunned down in a hail of bullets by vigilante dentist Walter Palmer. “Good riddance to the scruffy maned bastard. As… Read More ›
Greece’s finance minister revealed several new measures overnight to stop the country from sliding into bankruptcy and to keep it inside Eurozone. The new measures include holding the Olympics on a yearly basis, with Greece selling the franchise at least once per year… Read More ›
A meeting with a Palestinian refugee has left German Chancellor Angela Merkel in pain after straining her compassion muscle. The incident happened during a meeting at a high school when the chancellor tried to comfort 14-year-old Reem Sahwil after telling… Read More ›
Hundreds of thousands of pop-culture fanatics have been kicking themselves all weekend after failing to secure the means to attend San Diego’s Comic Con, the world’s largest gathering of fans and the celebrities who try desperately to avoid having to… Read More ›
With uncertainty and a growing sense panic spreading throughout global markets ahead of Greece’s referendum on Sunday on whether or not to accept terms critics say would reduce the southern European country to a German colony jointly administered by the International… Read More ›
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