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• Hanson Demands To Know Why No One’s Calling For White Out To Be Renamed

  By theunozblog on 24/06/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Following news that food manufacturer Allen’s Lollies will be renaming their Red Skins and Chicos products, One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has demanded to know why no one is calling for the stationery product ‘White Out’ to be renamed. ”Where’s… Read More ›

• Abbott and Howard Argue Over Who Should Be First To Provide Dyson Heydon With A Reference

  By theunozblog on 23/06/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Former Prime Ministers Tony Abbott and John Winston Howard have gotten in to a heated argument over who should be first to provide disgraced former High Court judge Dyson Heydon with a character reference. ”It was quite a discussion between… Read More ›

• ScoMo Exempts Degrees That Study How Good Captain Cook Was From Fee Rise

  By theunozblog on 22/06/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has given a last minute reprieve to a rise in fees for Arts degrees that study how good Captain Cook was. ”I’ve heard the feedback that not everybody was enamored with my Government’s change to… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing To Build Mangers On All Major Highways

  By theunozblog on 19/06/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has pledged that his Government will invest millions in building mangers on all major highways in Australia to ensure that all women have the opportunity to give birth in the same manner as Mary did… Read More ›

• Opponents Of 5G Technology Enraged That They Are Unable To Count That High

  By theunozblog on 18/06/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Opponents of 5G technology have called on authorities to force Telco’s to re brand it as they claim that a lot of their supporters struggle to count past 3 let alone 5. “This is just another example of lefty elitists… Read More ›

• Rowan Dean Ecstatic To Learn That 8 People Tuned In To Watch His Larrikin Doco On Sky News

  By theunozblog on 17/06/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian satirist Rowan Dean (sic) is said to be ecstatic today after learning that his documentary, which debuted on Sky News, about the alleged death of the “Aussie larrikin” was watched by at least 8 people. ”When we commissioned this… Read More ›

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