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• Dutton Confident He Has The Numbers To Roll NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian

  By theunozblog on 26/03/2019

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been seen wandering the halls of parliament telling colleagues that he is confident that he has the numbers to roll recently elected NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and take her job. “Peter is… Read More ›

• The (un)Australian’s NSW Election Predictions

  By theunozblog on 22/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  With the NSW Election a day away we went around our writing room to see what our writers predict will happen on election night. Carlo Sands: Writer  Winner: A corrupt party in the pockets of developers, mining companies and the… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Tells The Youth Of NSW To Vote For Her And She’ll Extend Curfew By 5 Whole Minutes

  By theunozblog on 22/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  NSW Premier (till at least Saturday) Gladys Berejiklian has told the youth of NSW to vote for her Government and she will for one night only extend curfew for a whole five minutes. “Hey Kids, what’s the hippy happs, it’s… Read More ›

• Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle

  By theunozblog on 21/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters. A spokesperson for… Read More ›

• Taxi Industry Tells Latham To Consider Taking An UBER On Election Night

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Taxi Driver’s Association has recommended that One Nation (for now) candidate Mark Latham consider taking an UBER on Election night. “Look we know election night is a big night for some and we discourage everyone from drinking and… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Tells Schools To Consider Privatising Their Election Day Sausage Sizzles And Cake Stalls

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called upon the state’s schools to maximise their earning potential this election day by privatising their planned sausage sizzles and cake stall fundraisers. “Schools need to start earning their keep,” said the current NSW Premier…. Read More ›

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