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• Sky News To Hold Candlelight Vigil For Victims Of Eggings

  By theunozblog on 19/03/2019 • ( 3 )

  

  News network Sky News has announced it’s plans to host a nation wide candlelight vigil on behalf of victims of surprise eggings. The vigil follows elected (sic) Senator Fraser Anning’s egging over the weekend. “In times like these it’s easy… Read More ›

• Dutton Condemns NZ Shooter For Damaging The Governments Upcoming Scare Campaign

  By theunozblog on 18/03/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Peter Dutton has taken to the airwaves to strongly condemn the Australian citizen who perpetrated the Christchurch massacre and the damage that it has done to his Governments upcoming pre-election scare campaign. “The type of actions that we have seen… Read More ›

• Senator Fraser Anning Calls For A National Egg Buy Back Scheme

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian Senator (sic) Fraser Anning has called on the Federal Government to take action on the increasing number of eggings that are occurring to him and enact a national egg buyback scheme. “Look it’s just not safe anymore for a… Read More ›

• Despite Light Rain, Idiot Sydney Man Rocks Up To Train Station On Time This Morning

  By theunozblog on 15/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  An idiot man who resides in Sydney stupidly rocked up to a Sydney train station expecting to catch his usual train, despite some rain falling overnight, inevitably causing a transportation system more fragile than Mark Latham’s ego to melt down… Read More ›

• Radio Stations Refuse To Play George Pell Records

  By theunaustralianblog on 14/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Radio stations all over the world are refusing to play the music of George Pell after the former archbishop of Melbourne was jailed for child sexual abuse. “In light of his conviction we can’t in good faith play any of… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce To Jump A Shark Whilst Riding A Coal Powered Motor Bike

  By theunozblog on 12/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Families man and aspiring Nationals party leader Barnaby Joyce has announced that this Friday night he will jump over a shark whilst riding a coal powered motor bike. “For too long people in this country have been demonising coal, so… Read More ›

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