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• Barnaby Joyce Looking Forward To Laying Down New Roots

  By theunozblog on 11/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Soon to be anointed National’s leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues he intends to embrace his second chance at the leadership by laying down and establishing roots all over the party. “I’ve been lucky enough to be given a lot… Read More ›

• World’s Men Celebrate “International Let’s Make This All About Us Day”

  By theunaustralianblog on 08/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Men from all four corners of the globe have awoken today excited by the prospect of celebrating another International Let’s Make This All About Us Day. “This is our one day of the year where all the good men are… Read More ›

• Andrew Bolt Charged With “Contempt Of Readership”

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Herald-Sun word processor operator Andrew Bolt has been charged with “Contempt Of Readership” over articles questioning the conviction of George Pell. “The judicial system of Victoria takes the disrespect of the court of public opinion very seriously,” said Victorian Attorney… Read More ›

• NRL Announce Adult Website Porn Hub As New Major Sponsor For The 2019 Season

  By theunozblog on 06/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  In a moved tipped to help fund the legal defence of several players, the NRL has today announced that the adult entertainment website Porn Hub have signed on as their new major sponsor for the 2019 season. “It’s great news”,… Read More ›

• Dutton Invites Labor’s Shadow Minister For Home Affairs Over For A Drink Of Polyjuice Potion

  By theunozblog on 05/03/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has extended an invitation to his Labor counterpart to join him for a round of drinks, in particular, a new cocktail he’s been working on called a Polyjuice Potion. “A lot of people… Read More ›

• Sky News Tells Its Viewers To Get Behind George Pell, All 12 Of Them

  By theunozblog on 04/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Niche news channel Sky News has sent out a rally cry for all of it’s viewers to get behind convicted pedophile George Pell. The network was hopeful of reaching all of it’s viewers, all 12 of them. “It’s times like… Read More ›

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