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• Report: 97% Of Comments On One Nation Facebook Page Riddled With Spelling And Grammatical Errors

  By theunozblog on 27/02/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Recent research of One Nation social media accounts has found that 97% of comments from their supporters contain either spelling or grammatical errors. The study found that most One Nation supporters don’t know “their shit”, or that they are shit… Read More ›

• Asbestos Victims To Give Julie Bishop A 21 Wheeze Salute

  By theunozblog on 22/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s Asbestos victims have joined the parade of people paying tribute to former Foreign Minister Julie Bishop by announcing that they plan to deliver a 21 wheeze salute in honour of the former Member for Curtain. “It’s the absolute least… Read More ›

• Government To Appoint Joe Hockey Ambassador To Mars After Learning That America Is Too Close To Stop Him From Stuffing Things Up

  By theunozblog on 21/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that current Ambassador to America Joe Hockey will be moved to a new role as Ambassador to Mars in the coming weeks. The move is designed to ensure Ambassador Hockey is far, far away… Read More ›

• Australian Tax Payers Happy To Pick Up Cost Of Mathias Cormann’s Three Year Holiday In Long Bay Jail

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian public has indicated that it would be happy to foot the bill to enable Mathias Cormann to take a relaxing vacation in any of the nation’s luxury prison resorts. The Finance Minister and author of The Lonely Planet… Read More ›

• Cormann Shocked To Learn That The Pizza Hut CEO Doesn’t Personally Deliver Everybody’s Pizzas

  By theunozblog on 20/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Minister for Numbers Matthias Cormann has revealed his shock at learning that not all Pizza Hut customers receive their pizzas personally delivered to them on a silver platter by the company’s CEO. “When I found out the information I was… Read More ›

• Richard Di Natale “Furious” Cyber Attackers Overlooked The Greens

  By theunozblog on 19/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Senator Richard Di Natale has expressed his displeasure that the Greens weren’t one of the political parties subject to a cyber-attack reported on Monday. The attack on Parliament’s servers by a “sophisticated state actor” only targeted the Liberal, Labor and… Read More ›

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