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• PM Calls On TV Networks To Create An Aussie SNL So He Too Can Be Outraged

  By theunozblog on 18/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on Australian TV networks to create a local version of the long running American sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live (SNL) so that he and his Government can be outraged by it. “I want… Read More ›

• NRL Rebrands To “Australia’s Next Top Prisoner”

  By theunozblog on 15/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  In a statement released by Todd Greenburg, NRL CEO, the league has decided to “lean in” to the swathe of assault and sexual misconduct by its players and re brand the competition as “Australia’s Next Top Prisoner”. “Yeah, admittedly, this… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson Denies She F**Ked Her Entire Party

  By theunozblog on 14/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Founder of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party Pauline Hanson has strongly condemned the idea that she has personally f**ked her entire party, following the continual turn over of elected One Nation candidates. “How dare you or anyone accuse me of… Read More ›

• Morrison Regrets Listening To Cormann Over The Numbers For The Medevac Bill

  By theunozblog on 13/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told colleagues of his frustrations with Senate leader Matthias Cormann after the Senator assured the PM that he was confident the Coalition had the numbers to defeat the Medevac bill in the house of… Read More ›

• Prime Minister ScoMo Bans Cabinet From Breaking Wind Just In Case They Lose Confidence

  By theunozblog on 12/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister has held an emergency cabinet meeting to implore his colleagues to not risk breaking wind in the house of representatives lest they run the risk of losing confidence. “Look things are tight in parliament right now and… Read More ›

• NSW Government To Launch An All Ages Pokies Festival

  By theunozblog on 12/02/2019 • ( 4 )

  

  The NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced that her Government will be putting on an all ages pokies festival, that will tour around the State. They hope that it will lead children away from dangerous music festivals and into the… Read More ›

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