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• Morrison Cries To Mum About Having To Return To School

  By theunozblog on 11/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Interim Prime Minister little Scotty Morrison has refused to get out of bed and get ready for his first day back at school. Complaining to his Mum that: “It’s not fair, I don’t wanna go and that mean and nasty… Read More ›

• Old Man On Bus Shocked To Learn That His Ticket Doesn’t Cover A Seat For His Bag

  By theunozblog on 08/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Barry Johnson of Annandale was shocked to learn on a recent bus trip to the city that the ticket he purchased only entitled him to a seat and not his bag and umbrella to a seat as well. “You could’ve… Read More ›

• Tim Wilson Denies Relative Influenced Inquiry Into Castaways

  By theunaustralianblog on 07/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Liberal MP Tim Wilson has been accused of unethical behaviour after seeking a testimony from high profile volleyball and distant relative Wilson into an inquiry on castaways. “I’ve hardly had any contact with Wilson over the years other than lightly… Read More ›

• Barmy Army Introduce Conscription After West Indies Defeat

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The performance of the English cricket team on the West Indies tour has been so diabolical that the Barmy Army has had to resort to conscription to force fans to travel to watch the team play. “All able bodied 18… Read More ›

• Hanson Blames Wind Farms For Blowing Tasmanian Rain Clouds To Queensland

  By theunozblog on 06/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against wind farms. Naming them as the cause of both the Tasmanian bush fires and the Queensland floods. “These wind farms have a lot to answer for,” said Senator Hanson. “The… Read More ›

• Frydenberg To Commence Flogging Banks With The Warmest Of Lettuce

  By theunozblog on 05/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has called all Banking and Finance bosses to Canberra so that he can flog then with the warmest of lettuce, following the release of the Royal Commission into Banking’s report. “We’ve read the report and we will… Read More ›

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