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• Abbott Calls For A Royal Commission Into Public Toilets

  By theunozblog on 04/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called upon his federal colleagues to instigate a Royal Commission into Australia’s public toilet situation. With a particular focus on the number of toilets located in beach side electorates. “We need to get to… Read More ›

• Morrison To Punish Julia Banks Following The Release Of The Banking Royal Commission Report

  By theunozblog on 01/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has promised to throw the book at rogue MP Julia Banks following the damning release of the Royal Commission’s report into Banks and the finance industry. “I’ve read the report and I think we can… Read More ›

• Sydney’s Bus Timetables An Early Favourite For 2019 Nobel Prize For Literature

  By Carlo Sands on 31/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  After Bob Dylan’s groundbreaking Nobel Prize for Literature award, critics are expecting new “left field” choices by the Swedish Academy that grants the prestigious award, with Sydney’s bus timetables widely considered to be a front-runner for 2019. “There is a… Read More ›

• Morrison Announces New Public Holiday Australia Day 2

  By theunozblog on 30/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has told colleagues of his plans to launch a new public holiday in honour of Australia planned for February 10th, the day will be called Australia day 2. “How good was Australia day,… Read More ›

• Hanson Condemns Australians Of The Year For Rescuing Thai Kids Over Australian Ones

  By theunozblog on 29/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against the two cave diving Doctors who were awarded the Australian of the year award. Demanding to know why they chose to rescue children from Thailand instead of local Australian children. “I’m sick and… Read More ›

• Morrison Parachutes In Warren Mundine As Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 25/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made an eleventh hour call to parachute in as Australian of the year former Labor party President and current Liberal party candidate Warren Mundine. In a move that overrules the Australian of the year selection… Read More ›

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