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• Morrison Tipped To Name Cronulla Sharks Mascot MC Hammerhead Australian Of The Year

  By theunozblog on 24/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  This week’s Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been telling friends that he will over rule the Australian of the year committee’s pick and instead go with his ‘Captain’s choice’ of the Cronulla Sharks mascot MC Hammerhead as this year’s… Read More ›

• Dutton Miffed To Miss Out On An Oscar Nod For That Time He Smiled

  By theunozblog on 23/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has revealed to acquaintances his frustration at being overlooked for an Oscar nomination for that time that he smiled in public. “Peter is very frustrated as it took a lot of time and… Read More ›

• Government To Jail Citizens Who Don’t Celebrate Australia Day On January 26th

  By theunozblog on 22/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Morrison Government has announced that they will jail any Australian citizen who does not dress appropriately or celebrate with enough vigor this Australia day. “Look we need to celebrate this great country of ours and we need to do… Read More ›

• Abbott Tipped To Take O’Dwyer’s Place As Minister For Women

  By theunozblog on 21/01/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The Member for Warringah Tony Abbott has been tipped to return to Cabinet as the acting Minister for Women following the unexpected resignation of the current Minister for Women Kelly O’Dwyer. “I will be honoured to take back the reigns… Read More ›

• Candlelight Vigils To Be Held For Victims Of The Gillette Razor Campaign

  By theunozblog on 18/01/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Candlelight vigils will be held worldwide to help men cope with the hurt feelings that they have suffered following the release of the Gillette razor campaign that some feel was critical of all men. “We as a community need to… Read More ›

• Palmer Texts All Australians Promising That He Will Deliver Them A Brexit

  By theunozblog on 17/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The front runner to appear on next year’s edition of the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here Clive Palmer, has taken time out of his busy schedule of running from creditors to text each and every Australian citizen promising them… Read More ›

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