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• Five Middle Aged Men Die At BBL Match After Consuming Tainted Beer

  By theunozblog on 16/01/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The NSW Government is again resisting calls for beer testing at major sporting events following the deaths of five middle aged men at a BBL match who consumed an unconfirmed brown liquid. Pleas from medical and legal advocates, as well… Read More ›

• Joyce Assures Colleagues That His Fishing With Dynamite Trip Had Nothing To Do With Mass Fish Deaths In The Murray-Darling

  By theunozblog on 15/01/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Special envoy for the drought Barnaby Joyce has taken the time to ring his colleagues to assure them that his holiday fishing with dynamite trip on the Murray-Darling had nothing to do with the million or so fish deaths that… Read More ›

• ScoMo Announces New Medal To Commemorate The Culture Wars

  By theunozblog on 14/01/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has announced that his Government will strike a new medal to be awarded on Australia day, currently January 26th to commemorate the ongoing culture wars that his Government is fighting. “I think it’s time that we Aussies… Read More ›

• Australia Takes Two Week Break From Being Crap At Cricket To Enjoy Being Crap At Tennis

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia has tucked away the recent woeful form of its cricket team and is ready to kick back beside the telly for a couple of weeks of delighting in how dismal its tennis players are. “The middle of January is… Read More ›

• Hanson To Pay The Unemployed 10c For Every One Nation Candidate That They Pick Up Off The Ground

  By theunozblog on 10/01/2019 • ( 4 )

  

  Senator Pauline Hanson has proposed a new work for the dole scheme whereby the unemployed would be paid 10 cents for every One Nation candidate that they pick up off the ground and take to a council depot to be… Read More ›

• Aussie Teen Seeks Asylum In Saudi Arabia After Being Forced To Do The Washing Up

  By theunaustralianblog on 09/01/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  A sixteen year old Australian teenager is seeking political asylum in Saudi Arabia after claiming that her family have forced her to do the washing up, forbidden her from looking at her mobile phone at the dinner table, and made… Read More ›

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