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• National Party Regroup To Focus On Appealing To Their Base ‘The Swinging Voter’

  By theunozblog on 08/01/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  The National party has bandied together and pledged to put the year 2018 behind them and focus on getting back to basics and appealing to their base, the swinging voter. “Last year we drifted off track and off message and… Read More ›

• Abbott Thrilled To Receive Lump of Coal in Christmas Stocking

  By theunozblog on 26/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Ex-PM Tony Abbott has talked of his excitement about opening his stocking on Christmas morning to find a lump of coal stuffed in there. “I’ve been a bit of a prick all year, just trying to make it on Santa’s… Read More ›

• Christmas Crisis Deepens: Deported Santa Places All Australians On Naughty List

  By theunozblog on 24/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Several days after being detained by Australian Border Force, Santa Claus has been deported by Australian immigration for not having appropriate documentation to enter the country. In the early hours of this morning, Santa Claus boarded a Jetstar flight to… Read More ›

• The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2018

  By theunozblog on 20/12/2018 • ( 5 )

  

  The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list… Read More ›

• Christmas Crisis: Santa Transferred To Christmas Island For Processing

  By theunozblog on 19/12/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Days after his detention in Sydney for failing to clear customs, Santa Claus has been transferred to Christmas Island as the government processes his visa application and decides what to do with the iconic figure. The previously decommissioned site has… Read More ›

• “I’m Just A Mere Male” Claims Andrew Broad

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Andrew Broad has resigned after a story in New Idea’s “Mere Male” column revealed the member for Mallee had been doing more than charging like a mallee bull. “I was furious at my MM husband and member of parliament for… Read More ›

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