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• Santa Claus Detained By Australian Border Force

  By theunozblog on 17/12/2018 • ( 3 )

  

  Merely days before Christmas, a Mr S Claus allegedly from the North Pole has been detained by Australian Border Force whilst trying to enter the country. It’s believed the patron of Christmas was identified by Customs Agents during immigration, his… Read More ›

• South Australia’s Space Agency Win Promises Faster Ways To Escape Adelaide

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/12/2018 • ( 1 )

  

  South Australians are rejoicing at this week’s announcement that the new Australian Space Agency will be based there, providing much-needed hope of a faster way to escape Adelaide. During the announcement Prime Minister Scott Morrison said he thought South Australians… Read More ›

• 20 Year Old Copies Of National Geographic Supplied For Patients Waiting To Opt Out Of My Health

  By theunaustralianblog on 12/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Millions of Australians still waiting to opt out of the My Health scheme have been supplied with digital copies of 20 year old National Geographics and Gourmet Traveller Magazines to keep them occupied. “I got online about forty minutes ago… Read More ›

• Dutton Denies Being The One Armed Man That Killed The Fugitive’s Wife

  By theunozblog on 11/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has strenuously denied being the one armed man that killed The Fugitive Dr Richard Kimble’s wife in the early 90’s movie. “These claims are baseless, sure I currently do have one arm due… Read More ›

• Warning Labels Put On News Stories Containing Photos Of Spiders

  By theunozblog on 10/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  The government has announced that it will be compulsory to put a warning label on any news story that contains a photograph of a spider to protect the sensibilities of sooky arachnophobes. “We are introducing the “SP” warning to go… Read More ›

• Shorten Proudly Tells Friends He Only Let the Government Get To Second Base On Recent Date

  By theunozblog on 07/12/2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Labor leader Bill Shorten has returned from a date with the Government and proudly boasted to colleagues that he only let them get to second base as he cut them off before they got to third. “Bill was very happy… Read More ›

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