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• Greens Karaoke Night Ends In A Fight Over Lee Rhiannon’s Song Choice

  By theunozblog on 26/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Greens are today in damage control after an end of Parliament karaoke night celebration ended up as a massive brawl in the Canberra suburb of Manuka. A source close to the party explained to The (un)Australian that the… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson Calls On People To Start Punching Koalas

  By theunozblog on 23/06/2017 • ( 4 )

  

  One Nation leader Pauline Hanson, fresh off calling for the internment of muslims and the isolation of special needs children has today called on her fellow Australians to punch a koala in the face. Believeing that a bit of physical… Read More ›

• Molly Meldrum Designs Australian Citizenship English Test

  By theunaustralianblog on 22/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The government has appointed noted orator Ian “Molly” Meldrum to administer a tough new English language test that will require new citizens to decipher the words of a James Reyne song. “The um people wanting to er um making it… Read More ›

• Abbott Calls For An End To Vaccinating Kids Against Islamophobia

  By theunozblog on 21/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister and aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called on parents to stop vaccinating their children against Islamophobia. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked through his call saying: “Look as a former Minister for Health I can… Read More ›

• London Apartment Fire Nominated For Nobel Prize In Economics

  By theunozblog on 20/06/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Less than an a week since an apartment tower in Grenfell in London was incinerated in a preventable inferno, the Nobel Prize Committee has announced that the fire will be one of the finalists for the Nobel Prize in Economics… Read More ›

• News Corp Columnists Ask To Be Left In Peace To Rationalise Why Finsbury Park Attack Was Different

  By theunaustralianblog on 20/06/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Opinion writers for News Corp have asked for their privacy to be respected as they come to terms with why the terror attack on a London mosque is different. “In a few days time we’ll come thundering back with why… Read More ›

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