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• Australia To Be Powered By Burning Copies Of Finkel Review

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/06/2017 • ( 6 )

  

  The coalition will guarantee Australia’s long term energy security by replacing coal fired power stations with power stations that run on the combustion of copies of the Finkel review. “If fire was good enough for the neanderthals than it’s good… Read More ›

• Out-Of-Touch Poor Hating Politician Still Struggling To Grasp Why Dumb Plebs Don’t Like Her

  By Carlo Sands on 16/06/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  “And why wouldn’t those stupid sheep want to vote for me?” British Prime Minister Theresa May is storming around her house in anger. “I promised to kick out more foreigners than ever, what more do these bloody peasants want?” It… Read More ›

• Malcolm Turnbull Joins Cast Of Saturday Night Live

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minster Malcolm Turnbull will quit politics to join the cast of Saturday Night Live after producer Lorne Michaels spotted his turn impersonating Donald Trump at the Canberra Midwinter Open Mic Comedy Night. “This Aussie guy’s Trump impression knocks Alec… Read More ›

• One Nation Calls For Special Camps To Help Muslims Concentrate

  By theunozblog on 15/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has called on the Prime Minister to take action and deal with the issue of her perception that Muslim people don’t concentrate but putting them in special camps. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson talked… Read More ›

• Mia Freedman Defends Replacing Doormats At Mamamia With A Set Of Scales

  By theunozblog on 14/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Mamamia founder Mia Freedman has defended her decision to replace the doormats at Mamamia’s offices with a set of scales, saying: “It’s healthy to know your and other people’s weight.” Speaking to The (un)Australian Mia Freedman explained her decision further,… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Calls On Turnbull To Knight Old King Cole

  By theunozblog on 14/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has demanded that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull reinstate the Knights and Dames honours and award the first knighthood to fictitious character Old King Cole. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked up King Cole’s virtues,… Read More ›

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