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• The (Un)Australian’s Tea Lady Sacked Over Derogatory Anzac Comments

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/04/2015

  

  The (un)Australian has this week parted ways with their tea lady Beryl Jenkins, after 86-year-old Beryl made derogatory comments to fellow employees about the Anzac biscuits she was forced to serve at The (un)Australian’s weekly staff meeting prior to Anzac… Read More ›

• Australians Boycott Bali Over Death Penalty Now Holidaying in Texas

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/04/2015

  

  The people of Australia have reacted angrily to the execution of two of its citizens by the Indonesian Government with calls to boycott popular tourist destination Bali and instead holiday in more compassionate destinations such as Saudi Arabia or Texas…. Read More ›

• CSIRO Discovers The World’s Most Annoying Sound

  By theunozblog on 30/04/2015

  

  In a world audio first, scientists at the CSIRO have discovered that Christopher Pyne’s voice is the most annoying sound in the world. Scientists,who have stopped doing crucial research into climate change and cures for cancer due to the government budget… Read More ›

• Samantha Armytage To Be New Face of Intergenerational Report

  By theunozblog on 29/04/2015

  

  Network Seven presenter Samantha Armytage has been recruited to front a new advertising campaign for the federal government’s Intergenerational Report. Armytage replaces Dr Karl Kruszelnicki as the face of the campaign following Kruszelnicki’s decision to actually read the report. In… Read More ›

• Executions Lead To Immediate End Indonesia’s Heroin Problem

  By theunaustralianblog on 29/04/2015

  

  The overnight execution of eight heroin smugglers has caused Indonesia’s heroin problem to instantly disappear. “Up until yesterday this place was just crawling with junkies but now they’re all gone”, said ABC Jakarta reporter Helen Winthrop. “I give top marks… Read More ›

• Sacking Journalist For Fact-Based Personal Opinions ‘No Biggie’, Says Human Rights Commissioner

  By theunozblog on 29/04/2015

  

  Human Rights Commissioner, Tim Wilson, a long-time advocate and defender of freedom of the right sort of speech for all the right sort of people, has said he sees no problem with SBS sacking long-serving sports reporter, Scott McIntyre for… Read More ›

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