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Government Ministers Retweet Hashtag in Last Ditch Attempt To Spare Bali 9
On what could be the eve of the Bali 9 executions, the federal government has responded to accusations of not doing enough to stay the Bali 9 executions. In her seventy third interview since returning to Australia on Monday, Foreign… Read More ›
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People Who Didn’t Vote For Senator Leyonhjelm Question Why They Should Be Paying His Wages
Libertarian senator David Leyonhjelm’s statement that childless taxpayers shouldn’t be forced to subsidise childcare has provoked a response from the 90.5% of taxpayers who didn’t vote for him, asking why they should have to subsidise his wages. “I didn’t vote… Read More ›
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Wanderers Fans Behind Sack of Rome, Channel 9 Exclusive Claims
Fresh from new scenes of violence by Western Sydney Wanderers’ fans during Saturday night’s A-League clash with Perth Glory, in which a flare was used and a 12-year-old fan launched an unprovoked attack on police pepper spray with his eyes, Channel Nine… Read More ›
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Turkey Vows To Stop The Boats
Amid heightened tensions between Australia and Turkey, Turkish President Erdogan has vowed to stop any new invasion by Australia. In a statement from Ankara today a Turkish spokesman told the unAustralian “we don’t like Mr Abbott’s how do you say?… Read More ›
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Ivy Nightclub Rave Interrupted By ANZAC Day Dawn Service
Patrons of the inner city nightclub complex “Ivy” have lodged a noise complaint with NSW police over an incessant “bugle type” noise at approximately 4.30am on Saturday morning. Jayson from Bondi told The (un) Australian “I was having my early… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Appoints John Key As Minister For Women
In an unprecedented move, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has decided to appoint his New Zealand counterpart John Key as the new minister for women. Mr Abbott said after watching John Key’s expert and tactical handling of the NZ ponytail affair,… Read More ›
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Politics ›
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Sport ›
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World ›
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Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
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State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
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News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
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