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• Atheist Discovers 7968th Inconsistency in Bible, Declares God ‘Finally Dead’

  By theunozblog on 24/04/2015

  

  A proud Raymond Daglish, a 29-year-old blogger living with his parents in Edgecliff in Sydney’s east, has today declared God “finally dead and buried” after he exposed the 7968th inconsistency in the Bible. Daglish, who has been unemployed since dropping out… Read More ›

• Irish Gay Marriage Vote Blamed For Sydney Storm

  By theunaustralianblog on 24/04/2015

  

  The Republic of Ireland’s decision to allow a May referendum on same-sex marriage is believed to be responsible for the wild weather that caused pandemonium in Sydney this week. There were five deaths in Newcastle and the Hunter Valley and much… Read More ›

• Initial Cooties Tests Clear NZ PM Of Virus

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/04/2015

  

  Preliminary tests on New Zealand Prime Minister John Key, who came into repeated contact with a girl’s ponytail, suggest he does not have cooties. Mr Key was admitted to Wellington Hospital last night after experiencing gastrointestinal symptoms, fever and strong… Read More ›

• Off The Record Conversation Really Boring

  By theunozblog on 23/04/2015

  

  Paul Winton, a 33-year-old journalist from Hornsby, felt profoundly let down on Wednesday after receiving an off the record briefing so boring that not even The Australian Financial Review was prepared to run it. An irritated Winton told The (un)Australian: “When… Read More ›

• Facing Strike Action, Queen Stunned To Discover Monarchs Can No Longer Chop Off Rebels’ Heads

  By theunozblog on 23/04/2015

  

  Facing what she called “an act of rebellion reminiscent of the infamous 1381 Peasants’ Revolt” with staff at Windsor Castle voting for strike action, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II spoke today of her shock when informed that English monarchs were no longer allowed… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Appears On Cover Of Zoo Magazine

  By theunozblog on 22/04/2015

  

  The prime minister Tony Abbott has appeared on the front cover of Zoo magazine. In a move widely interpreted as a retaliation to Malcolm Turnbull’s recent appearance in GQ magazine, the Prime Minister posed for the photo shoot  in one of… Read More ›

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