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• My Submarine Rules: Defence Minister Launches New TV Show

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/02/2015

  

  On day five of its Good Government initiative, the federal government has announced its entry into the reality television market, launching a new show with Channel 7 this Sunday night called My Submarine Rules. As the name suggests, the show… Read More ›

• Singer Jon Stevens Auditions To Be Chris Brown’s Opening Act

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/02/2015

  

  Former lead singer of Australian band Noiseworks, Jon Stevens, has reportedly auditioned to be considered as American singer and domestic violence advocate Chris Brown’s opening act on his next Australian tour. Stevens took the unusual step of auditioning to be… Read More ›

• Human Rights Commission Accused Of Shocking Pro-Human Rights Bias

  By theunozblog on 13/02/2015

  

  In a stunning rebuke, the Human Rights Commission was roundly condemned by Prime Minister Tony Abbott for a shocking bias in favour of human rights in its report on children in Australia’s detention centres. Mr Abbott, a renowned impartial commentator… Read More ›

• Unrecognisable Uma Thurman Probably Rene Zellweger

  By theunaustralianblog on 13/02/2015

  

  Rene Zellweger arrived for the premier of The Slap on Monday, and was completely unrecognisable from her previous public appearance where she was unrecognisable, but this time she looked a bit like an unrecognisable Uma Thurman. She called herself Uma,… Read More ›

• Dennis Jensen Awarded The Simon Crean Medal For Services To Leadership Crises

  By theunozblog on 13/02/2015

  

  The Federal Member for Tangey, Dr Dennis Jensen, has been honoured with yet another prestigious award to add to the extensive range of accolades which he has received over the course of his ten year parliamentary career. Earlier today, Dr Jensen became only… Read More ›

• I Still Call Australia Europe

  By theunozblog on 12/02/2015

  

  After the confusion of winning The Asian Cup, Australia woke up yesterday to the news that it was all an act and is actually still part of Europe. Austria discovered the mistake and rectified the error immediately. ‘We have put Greece… Read More ›

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