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• ISIS Tourism Minister Wants Beheadings To Feature Waterfalls In Background

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/02/2015

  

  The ISIS tourism minister has complained that images of a bare stony desert that feature as the backdrop of the groups beheading videos is discouraging potential holiday makers from including The Caliphate in their vacation plans. “These videos have an… Read More ›

• Building Worker Looked At Boss In Funny Way, Royal Commission Finds

  By theunozblog on 03/02/2015

  

  Building worker Frankie Jameson looked at his boss in a “a quite unsettling fashion”, according to the interim report of the Royal Commission into Trade Union Governance and Corruption released in December. In one of many damning findings of thuggery… Read More ›

• Australians Shocked To Learn That Northern Territory Has Politicians As Well

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/02/2015

  

  Australians have been shocked to discover that the Northern Territory has politicians as well and that they are as dysfunctional as their own. ‘I thought Crocodile Dundee lived up there with Yothu Yindi and that was it,’ said Julie White… Read More ›

• Movie Based on Book By Pathological Liar A Hit!

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/02/2015

  

  The Clint Eastwood directed, Bradley Cooper starring movie American Sniper is breaking box office records and is being reviewed positively by right wing nut jobs, despite the fact it is based on a book that a court has found to… Read More ›

• Tony Abbot Breaks Reset Button With Excessive Use  

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/02/2015

  

  The Australian taxpayer will fork out $1700 to fund the installation of three new “reset” buttons in the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet after the previous button was broken by excessive usage. A senior cabinet minister from the Department of… Read More ›

• Sepp Blatter Declares Qatar Winner Of Asian Cup Final

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/02/2015

  

  Qatar has been crowned champion football team of Asia after FIFA president Sepp Blatter declared them the surprise winners of Saturday night’s Asian Cup Final at the ANZ stadium. “Football is about more than just scoring more goals in the… Read More ›

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