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Tony Abbott Reaches ‘Gaffe Limit’, Faces UN Sanctions
The UN is set to pass a rare resolution first used following the presidencies of Ronald Reagan and Gerald Ford where world leaders are permitted no more than 1500 gaffes. Prime Minister Tony Abbott reached this milestone within 15 months of his election… Read More ›
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Liberal Campaigner Resigns Over Nazi Links, Hired To Head Immigration Department
Scott Harrison, who was working as a political campaigner for the Liberal Party in Victoria, resigned after his recent links to white supremacist neo-Nazi groups was revealed in order to take up a senior position in the Immigration Department. The… Read More ›
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Labor Party Hires Mime Artist As Advisor To Bill Shorten
The Australian Labor Party have announced that they have hired the nephew of world famous performing artist, Marcel Marceau as a special advisor to Opposition Leader Bill Shorten. Marceau’s influence was evident when Shorten was questioned about what he would… Read More ›
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Morrison Categorically Refutes Claim He’s Using Manus Island As ‘A Cheap Labour Source’ For Personal Theme Park.
A spokesperson for the Minister for Immigration and Border Protection has refuted claims that Scott Morrison is using Manus Island as a source for cheap “carnival operators” for a theme park called “Morrison-Land”, which it also denied existed. “The Australian… Read More ›
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ASIO Raids Home Of Shepherd In Embarrassing Mix Up
The Australian Federal Police and ASIO have been forced to apologise to a farmer in regional Victoria after he was the mistaken target of a terror raid earlier this week. The raid was authorised after ASIO intercepted metadata containing discussions of… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
09/01/2026
Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
03/10/2025
World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025
