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• Inventor Of Dad Jokes Dies: To Be Buried In Dead Centre Of Town

  By theunozblog on 19/10/2023

  

  Tributes continue to pour in for inventor of the dad joke Iva Biggin, who died tragically after being torn apart by a bear at the zoo, most hoping that he now rests in pieces. “We’re very sad because we’ve lost… Read More ›

• LNP Propose Referendum Recognising Gina Rinehart As Current Custodian Of The Nation

  By theunozblog on 17/10/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The LNP, fresh off wrecking the Voice referendum has proposed a new referendum on whether to recognise trust fund baby Gina Rinehart as current custodian of the Nation. ”Gina gives us so much and asks for so little in return,”… Read More ›

• Dutton Promises A Return Of The White Australia Policy If Elected

  By theunozblog on 16/10/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Peter Dutton, buoyed by the boost in polls he has received after spending weeks trashing the Voice, has told colleagues that he will look to win the next election with his signature policy, a return of the white… Read More ›

• Dutton Incensed That He’s Forced To Remove His Hood Whilst Voting

  By theunozblog on 13/10/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton is incensed, after being told that he would have to remove his white hood tomorrow when he votes in the referendum. ”What sort of country have we become when a good honest… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells Colleagues: ”It’s Not A Lie If The Press Don’t Question It”

  By theunozblog on 12/10/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has told colleagues that it’s not a lie if the press don’t question you on it. ”Pete has been getting a bit loose with the truth over the last couple of weeks,” said a… Read More ›

• Arguing Pub Couple Announce Greyhound Bus Tour Dates

  By theunozblog on 06/10/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  That couple from the pub who are constantly arguing are taking their show on the road for a series of dates on popular Greyhound bus routes, their manager has announced. “We wanted to reward regional fans of Jase and Cheryl… Read More ›

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