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• Coalition Condemns Govt For Prioritising Pensioners Over Millionaire Pharmacists

  By theunozblog on 05/09/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The federal Opposition has condemned the Government over their decision to implement 60 day prescriptions, a move which will drop the price of medication, helping pensioners, but affecting chemists. ”Where does Anthony Albanese get off,” fumed Opposition leader Peter Dutton…. Read More ›

• Sussan Considers A Leadership Sspill Against Unpopular Dutton

  By theunozblog on 29/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s resident numerology expert, Sussan Ley, has spent the weekend considering whether to challenge unpopular Opposition leader Peter Dutton following last week’s horrific Robodebt findings. “Susssan has been ringing around checking with her numerologist, astrologist and even her kinesiologist… Read More ›

• Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook

  By theunozblog on 28/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Having hired Mark Latham our culinary columnist, then fired him that afternoon, The (un)Australian has found his replacement in Latham’s just published cookbook co-author and friend, radio broadcaster Alan Jones. Even though I am a very busy man and a very important person, I know the… Read More ›

• Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts

  By theunozblog on 25/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I saw the… Read More ›

• Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook

  By theunozblog on 24/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know Mark, the… Read More ›

• Press Pack Stunned That Albo Doesn’t Know The Price Of A Gram Of Coke

  By theunozblog on 22/08/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Canberra press pack has worked themselves into a lather today after Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was unable to say how much a gram of coke was on the FM radio show Wazza and the Spanker. ”It just goes to… Read More ›

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