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• England’s Anger Over Ashes Result Has Australia Stumped

  By theunozblog on 03/07/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Australians have woken up this morning to to a sea of anger from the Motherland over last night’s Ashes test result, which has left them stumped as to the reason why. ”Yeah, I started watching it but flicked over to… Read More ›

• Gladys Happy That ICAC Was Only DWTS Bad Rather Than SAS Australia Bad

  By theunozblog on 30/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spoken to her friends of her relief that ICAC came back with findings that she was corrupt, but, not enough that she should go to prison over it. ”Glad was so happy to hear the… Read More ›

• Dutton Calls For A Sensible Debate On Bringing Back The White Australia Policy

  By theunozblog on 27/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader Peter Dutton, a man who proudly walked out on the apology to the stolen generation, has called for a sensible debate on the merits of bringing back the white Australia policy. ”Look, I’m not racist but, we need… Read More ›

• Joyce Urges Nat’s To Dump Littleproud And Start Playing #BarnabyBall

  By theunozblog on 26/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow minister for home, foreign and veteran affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called upon his National colleagues to dump their leader David Littleproud and get behind him and start playing #BarnabyBall. ”Look, old mate Davey boy has had his… Read More ›

• Melbourne Voted Most Wankable City

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/06/2023

  

  The capital of Victoria, Melbourne a city once described by comedian Jerry Seinfeld as “the Anus of the World”, has today been voted the World’s most wankable city in a poll conducted by the popular blog TeaWithCatsAndKale.com. It defeated last… Read More ›

• Taylor Demands That The Govt Invest In The 100 Million Dollar Powerball

  By theunozblog on 22/06/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor (yep, really) has demanded that the Government invest big in tonight’s 100 million dollar Powerball lottery, as a way to help pay off National debt. ”100 million dollars is a lot of money and… Read More ›

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