One Nation has agreed to help the Turnbull Government pass it’s Media law amendments on the proviso that the ABC’s charter be changed to ensure more fruits than just bananas be put in pyjamas. “For too long the ABC has… Read More ›
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Murray Darling Cotton Inquiry Will Be Breathable and Non Allergenic
The NSW government has promised that an inquiry into the use of water by the cotton industry will be strong and comfortable and not a whitewash. “We will be hand whitewashing the inquiry first before its first proper whitewash to… Read More ›
Dr Who Fan Claims Not To Be Sexist But Concerned About Ethics In Gaming Journalism
Following the announcement overnight that Jodie Whittaker will be the new lead in the next Dr Who series, fans have debated online over the casting of a female as the doctor, with a vocal minority incensed over the casting. Reginald… Read More ›
Australian Social Justice Warrior coming Soon to ABC2
Adapted from the Newtown improv game, ‘The Floor is Fascism’, contestants will have to endure five stages of fast Facebook blocking, recycling/sorting, and holding overhead placards over their heads for the longest period of time in a gruelling protest simulation…. Read More ›
Tony Abbott Urges ASIO To Name The ABC As A Terrorist Group
Tony Abbott has openly criticised ASIO director-general Duncan Lewis for pussyfooting around and not addressing the terrorist threat posed by the ABC. “I’ve read every holy book from all the great religions and only the ABC Charter specifically includes the… Read More ›
Quadrant Magazine Defends Itself By Saying: “Yasmin Adbel-Mageid Started It”
Quadrant Magazine has defended publishing an article which called upon the ABC’s Ultimo offices to be bombed by stating that: “ABC Presenter Yasmin Abdel-Mageid started it by dissing Anzac Day.” Speaking to The (un)Australian a spokesperson for Quadrant magazine further defended the… Read More ›