Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s Chief of Staff is on leave this week with a severe case of RSI, after they spent the weekend answering the Member for New England’s Father’s day cards. ”A virile man like myself has a… Read More ›
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ScoMo Takes Gladys’ Lunch Money And Orders Her To Apologise For Calling Him A Bully
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has today taken NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s lunch money and ordered her to apologise to the Nation for alleging that he was a bully. ”In the heat of the moment we sometimes say things… Read More ›
ScoMo To Follow Astra Zeneca And Look To Rebrand The Government
Prime Minister for Sydney Scotty from marketing is tipped to follow the manufacturers of the vaccine Astra Zeneca and rebrand his Government, before the next election. ”Morrison or ScoMo as he likes to be branded has had a good run… Read More ›
Matt Canavan Demands That Coal Miners Be Allowed To March On ANZAC Day
Nationals Senator and known Cos play enthusiast Matt Canavan has called on the Government (of which he is a part of) to change the rules to allow coal miners to march on ANZAC Day. ”Sure, the ANZAC’s did a bit… Read More ›
Barnaby Begs Gladys To Allow Armidale A Swingers Bubble
Deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has begged the NSW Premier to urgently allow for a swingers bubble to be a part of the Armidale lockdown of which Mr Joyce is currently enduring. ”Gladys needs… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls Abbott To Ask Him For George Pell’s Number
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a call to India to ask former PM Tony Abbott if he can slip him George Pell’s number. ”The PM is always on the look out for religious figures who he feels… Read More ›
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