NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the State’s residents to set aside a week’s salary and go down to their local pokies den and put it through the machines. ”Our RSL’s and clubs have been hit hard by the covid… Read More ›
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Dutton Finds Million Dollar Property Down The Back Of The Couch
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has spoken of his surprise after finding a million dollar Townsville property down the back of the couch. Promising that he will list the property on the parliamentary register next time that… Read More ›
Christensen Wants To Know If Government Tracking App Works Overseas
The Member for Manila George Christensen has demanded to know if the new tracking app that the Government is rolling out will work overseas. ”Look, I can’t say that I like the idea of people tracking my movements,” said the… Read More ›
Australia’s Pedos Nominate Andrew Bolt For Australian Of The Year
Australia’s leading pedophiles have gathered together on the dark web to unanimously nominate Australian blogger Andrew Bolt for Australian of the year for his work in defending one of their brethren George Pell. “Andrew Bolt has gone above and beyond… Read More ›
Joyce In Talks To Star In New Reality Series ‘Farmer Wants A Mistress’
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has recovered from his latest set back in failing to take back the leadership of the Nationals by turning his attention to reality TV. With the former special envoy for the drought tipped to… Read More ›
Dutton, Cormann And Joyce Call For Increased Funding To Primary School Maths
Members of the Government Peter Dutton, Matthias Cormann and backbencher Barnaby Joyce have bandied together to call on the Prime Minister to increase funding for primary school maths. The call comes after backbencher Joyce was the latest victim of being… Read More ›
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