The Sydney Swans have breathed a sigh of relief after their first finals win as it coincided with them locating a group of supporters previously thought missing in action. The supporters were found sitting towards the back of the swans… Read More ›
AFL
Melbourne Demons Miss Out On Mad Monday Due To Booking Mix Up
The Melbourne Demons AFL team, left reeling after narrowly missing finals for the 11th year in a row, suffered a further blow after their Mad Monday plans fell through due to a double booking. “We rocked up to Young &… Read More ›
Richmond Fans Stunned To Learn That Football Is Played In September
Fans of the AFL club Richmond were stunned to learn that upon completion of the final round of the year that their side would continue playing throughout September. “Mate I’m stunned you know, I thought we play till the end… Read More ›
Calls For AFL Player Bachar Houli’s On-Field Strike To Be Declared A Terrorist Incident
Talk back radio is up in arms today over Richmond player Bachar Houli’s two week suspension for striking Carlton player Jed Lamb, with callers suggesting Houli’s actions be declared a terrorist incident. Calling in to radio station 6DF’s show, Footy,… Read More ›
NRL Praises Cronulla’s Improvement In Quality Of Off -Field Scandals
The NRL has issued a statement commending the 2016 Premiership winning Cronulla Sharks for lifting not only on-field but off-field in the aftermath of Cronulla player Ben Barba’s sacking for cocaine use. A spokesperson for the NRL told The (un)Australian about Cronulla: “What a… Read More ›
Hawthorn Football Club Trade 2014 Premiership For Late Draft Pick
The Hawthorn Football club currently in the midst of a one year Premiership drought has surprised the AFL world by trading their 2014 Premiership to St Kilda in exchange for pick 68 in the 2016 draft. St Kilda’s coach Alan… Read More ›
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