Images have been released of a fresh carving on a tree just outside Parliament House on capital hill. The image shows the phrase “ScoMo & Frydenberg 4Eva” etched into a lone oak tree on the lawn of the iconic Australian… Read More ›
Alan Jones
Bill Shorten Reaches Out To Dutton To Offer Him Tips On How To Properly Knife A Sitting Prime Minister
Opposition Leader and spokesperson for the King of Knives retail chain Bill Shorten has reached out to former Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to offer him tips on how to properly knife a sitting Prime Minister. “Sitting back… Read More ›
Anthony Albanese Questions King Of Knives Returns Policy
Member for Grayndler Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has spent his Sunday on the phone to local knife sellers King of Knives to query them over their returns policy. “I bought a new set of knives a couple of weeks ago and… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Acquires Power Station As First Part Of Glorious Five Year Plan
Beloved leader Chairman Tony Abbott has taken ownership of the Liddell Power Station for the people in the first part of a glorious five year economic plan. “From each according to his ability to produce greenhouse gas to each according… Read More ›
Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
Having hired Mark Latham our culinary columnist, then fired him that afternoon, The (un)Australian has found his replacement in Latham’s just published cookbook co-author and friend, radio broadcaster Alan Jones. Even though I am a very busy man and a very… Read More ›
Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I… Read More ›
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