The government has commissioned a feasibility study to look into the construction of a Very Fast Sushi Train down the eastern seaboard, raising hopes that sushi aficionados in Brisbane will be able to sample a frilled scallop nigiri that has… Read More ›
World Leaders signed up to the same speaking agency as former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison were stunned to learn that the former PM had appointed himself as their warm up act. ”There is nothing harder… Read More ›
Former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced the launch of his newest side hustle, an only fans site. ”I’m very excited to be getting more of myself out into the World,” said Scotty from marketing…. Read More ›
Aspiring Prime Minister (yep, really) the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has defended his record as Defence Minister, claiming that Australia needed tanks with gold spinning rims. ”I will not sit by and have my record besmirched by the Labor party,… Read More ›
Australia’s former Minister for Health/Innovation/Industry/Finance and part-time Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has told colleagues that he will be leaving Parliament to join the YouTube group The Try Guys. ”What a great opportunity it will be for Jen and the girls… Read More ›
Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has blamed his terribly low polling results on the rise of the low-carb diet. ”The Australian people don’t know what’s good for them,” declared the Dark Lord. ”They’re all Albo this and… Read More ›
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