Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues he will amend the Religious Discrimination act to make sure his creepy mate, the member for Dawson was not allowed to be discrimanated against for his beliefs or… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing. ”Sure, the polls aren’t looking great at the moment for our dear leader,” said… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing aka ”ScoMo” will today appear at the National Press Club (NPC), where he plans to jump over a shark. ”How good is jumping a shark?” Shouted the Prime Minister. ”I’m sure… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has been told by his wife Jen to maybe not share his Facebook memories post of their trip to Hawaii that happened on this day two years ago. ”Jen has a… Read More ›
The State of Queensland has been put on high alert today of an approaching plague of politicians seen gathering near the State’s newly opened borders. ”We ask all members of the public to go about their normal everyday lives but… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was sacked from marketing has condemned opposition leader Anthony Albanese for spending the weekend announcing policies as opposed to posing for photos at a car race. ”This weekend I had my photo taken decorating the… Read More ›
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