Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues he will amend the Religious Discrimination act to make sure his creepy mate, the member for Dawson was not allowed to be discrimanated against for his beliefs or actions.
”In Australia if you’re a friend of mine and you have some strong beliefs then you should be able to voice them,” said the PM. ”Like my good mate George Christensen, sure he’s a bit out there but I know he has my back so I have his.”
”Besides, what’s the worst he could do, the border to the Philippines is closed for now.”
When asked why he is prioritising forcing through a the Religious Discrimination act instead of a Federal ICAC, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”There’s a lot of questions for me but what about Albo?”
”If Albo and his colleagues would stop asking questions and proposing amendments and just do what I say, I could get a lot more stuff done.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, George Christensen has asked me to pick him up a McDonalds breakfast before parliament sits. Will take them awhile to cook up 76 hash’browns.
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