Experts have warned of future down-sizing in Australia’s once booming sports journalism industry after early reports from the United States indicate that former Rugby star Jarryd Hayne has been let go from the San Francisco 49ers. Many credit the current… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Disappointed Malcolm Turnbull Won’t Play Richie Rich In ALP Production
Federal opposition leader Bill Shorten is disappointed that his approach to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to play the role of Richie Rich in an upcoming Australian Labor Party production was rebuffed. Mr Turnbull declined the offer to play the cartoon… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Congratulates ‘Jared From Subway’ On Making It To The NFL
Opposition leader and star of ABC TV’s Four Corners, Bill Shorten has issued a press release congratulating Jared from Subway on his successful transition from Australia’s National Rugby League (NRL) to America’s National Football League (NFL). When contacted by The (un)Australian to clarify… Read More ›
Newspapers Despair That Mike Baird Might Actually Lose
NSW Premier Mike Baird has taken time out from campaigning ahead of Saturday’s NSW State Election to sit down with the Sydney Morning Herald and The Daily Telegraph to talk to them about the very real chance that he might… Read More ›
Australian Labor Party To Send Balloon Bouquets To 61 Liberals
Following the Liberal Party voting down by 61 votes to 39 the chance to replace Tony Abbott as Prime Minister, Bill Shorten’s Labor party has today ordered 61 balloon bouquets to be sent to their Liberal party counterparts. The gifting… Read More ›
NSW Labor Campaign Platform Built on Newsagents, Koalas and Gambling
With a NSW state Election to be held in March new Labor leader Luke Foley (@Luke_FoleyNSW) has launched his campaign via twitter and announced a bundle of new policies that he hopes will win him an election. So far Foley and… Read More ›