Donald Trump has condemned the hate and violence on many sides in World War 2 in a press conference as he lined up a difficult approach shot on the sixteenth hole of a golf course in New Jersey. “I refuse… Read More ›
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Late Night Talk Show Hosts Beg Donald Trump To Take A Break And Play More Golf
The union representing satirists, comedians and late night talk show hosts have presented the White House with a petition calling on President Trump to take a break and play more golf. The petition is in response to many of the… Read More ›
Donald Trump Jr Releases Email He Received From Nigerian Prince
The President of the United States of America Donald Trump’s Son aptly titled Donald Trump Jr has talked to the media and his Father, about an exciting investment opportunity that he received via email from a Nigerian Prince in exile…. Read More ›
America Gets Cracking On Building Wall Now That Trump Is Out Of The Country
America has taken advantage of Donald Trump’s first overseas trip to greatly accelerate construction of its protective border wall, hoping to have it finished in time to prevent the President’s return to the country. “I’d never really seen the value… Read More ›
Donald Trump Fires The Kettle For Being Black After Tip Off From The Pot
American President Donald Trump has released a statement today announcing that he has fired the White House kettle as the pot complained that it was black. Speaking to The (un)Australian Presdient Trump explained his decision, saying: “Look the kettle just wasn’t… Read More ›
North Korean Missile Upset At Missing Out On Parade
A nuclear missile is disappointed about missing a parade down the main street of Pyongyang after being rostered onto active duty over the weekend. “All the other missiles get to march and listen to the bands and watch the thousands… Read More ›
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