American bed sheet enthusiasts and occasional racists the Ku Klux Klan have extended an invitation to fellow Christian Tony Abbott to address them on his upcoming tour of the United States. Mr Abbott has headed to America to address the Alliance… Read More ›
America
Candidate Vowing To Make America Great Again Unable To Pin Down Date Of Original Greatness
Presidential candidate Donald Trump has vowed to make America great again, despite admitting that he has no idea which past era of greatness he might be referring to. “You know, like the 1940s when we won the war and dropped… Read More ›
2nd Amendment Finally Achieves Purpose As Militia Takeover Wildlife Reserve
The 2nd Amendment of the United States Constitution has at long last achieved its purpose as a group of armed militiamen have occupied a federal wildlife reserve in Oregon. The group invaded the facility to protest the jailing of arsonists for… Read More ›
ISIS Spokesperson Calls For Caution Over US Torture Revelations
The release of the Senate Intelligence Committee report on torture under the Bush administration has generated outrage and calls for those responsible to be bought to justice from within the US and internationally. Mehdi Abdullah, spokesperson for the ISIS Council… Read More ›
‘Tyrant Obama Goes Too Far!’ President Uses Creamer Without Congressional Approval
Half way into the final term of Barack Obama’s presidency it’s hard not to think of how his two terms will be looked back on. I’m sure the president himself would prefer people to think of him as a Nobel… Read More ›
The (un)Australian Asks America: What Were You Thankful For?
As part of our ongoing series about America, The (un)Australian takes a firsthand look at American culture and politics to help Australians understand their obese older brother. We fight their wars and host their satellite tracking stations, but how much… Read More ›