Right-wing columnist and TV host Andrew Bolt has called for the TV Week Logies to be renamed ‘the Lefties’ after last night’s ceremony which saw Channel 10 personality Waleed Aly win the Gold Logie and Hall of Fame inductee Noni Hazlehurst… Read More ›
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World Records Highest February Levels Of People Saying “How About This Heat”
The world is facing a climate emergency after figures released by security listening agency Echelon revealed that in February people used the phrase “How about this heat” a record 1.5% times above the average. “Our scanning of intercepted phone conversations,… Read More ›
George Pell Releases New Single “Buy A Razor Tim Minchin You Smelly Badger Eyed Hippy”
Cardinal George Pell has raced to number four on the Vatican music download charts following the release of a new song in which he pleas with comedian songwriter Tim Minchin to come clean and face up to a visit to… Read More ›
Bolt Report’s Tens Of Viewers Angered By Shows Axing
Channel 10 has announced today that it will not be renewing its Sunday morning political show The Bolt Report, in a move that has angered the shows tens of viewers. Merv Delaney, self-funded retiree and founder of the Facebook group… Read More ›
Melbourne Zoo Takes Delivery Of A Breeding Pair Of Andrew Bolts
Keepers at the Melbourne Zoo say that the recently arrived pair of endangered Andrew Bolts are settling well into their new enclosure. “We’ve given them some photos of Jeremy Corbyn to play with and this has helped distract them from… Read More ›
Sharks Too Scared To Attack Rupert Murdoch
Fearful of retaliation from his vast media empire, Australia’s sharks gave holidaying mogul Rupert Murdoch a wide berth as he snorkeled in the Great Barrier Reef today. “Mate we all saw what happened to that tiger shark that pissed Rupert… Read More ›