Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing state of lockdown. ”It;s time for Victorians to strike back from this oppressive regime,”… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Attributes Fall In Polls To Cooking Curries Over Spag Bol
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his advisors to not worry too much about a fall in polling as it’s simply Australian’s being sick of him cooking curries instead of a more simple dish like spag bol. ”The… Read More ›
The Start Of Bushfire Season Prompts ScoMo To Push For International Borders To Open
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called upon his international colleagues to start thinking about opening up their borders to tourists. The call comes after the Prime Minister discovered that bush fires had already been reported in Australia. ”It’s… Read More ›
Australians Ecstatic For Abbott To Head Overseas As Long As It’s On A One-Way Ticket
With news breaking that former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been granted leave to travel to Britain to take on his new role as the UK’s trade ambassador, the majority of Australians have reported that they’re non-fussed by the… Read More ›
Howard Makes Fast Recovery After Hearing Kids Talking About Putting Him In A “Home”
Former Australian Prime Minister John Howard has made a fast recovery from his recent bout of appendicitis, telling friends that over-hearing his kids talking about putting him in an aged care home was just the inspiration he needed to get… Read More ›
Roberts Injured After Standing Too Close To Microwave Whilst Wearing Tin Foil Hat
One Nation’s leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has been injured after standing too close to his microwave whilst wearing his patented tin foil hat as he tried to zoom in to join parliament remotely. ”I would like to take… Read More ›
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