Queensland politicians Bob Katter and Pauline Hanson have announced that they will set their differences aside to work together on filming the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise which will be filmed in QLD later this year. “I… Read More ›
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Malcolm Roberts To Swim The Murray Darling In An Effort To Prove The Drought Is A Myth
One Nation’s leading mind Malcolm Roberts, has told reporters that he does not believe in the drought and in an effort to prove it he will endeavor to swim the entire length of the Murray Darling river, all 1,472 kilometers… Read More ›
One Nation Demands Coca Cola Allows Farmers Access To Mount Franklin
One Nation has come out strongly against Coca Cola demanding that the multi-national company allow Australian farmers access to the vast water supplies of Mount Franklin. “Our farmers are out there doing it tough whilst Coca Cola executives are living… Read More ›
Turf War Breaks Out Between Orange And Yellow Hi-vis Wearers
Police have appealed for calm after the tense stand off between workers who wear hi-vis work gear escalated last night following the drive by shooting of an orange hi-vis wearing Irish traffic controller by a gang of yellow hi-vis wearing… Read More ›
Barnaby Spewing As Cost Of Froot Loops Skyrockets Due To Drought
Former Special Envoy for the drought and known families man Barnaby Joyce has hit the roof at his local Woolworths after learning that the cost of a box of Froot Loops has risen due to the drought. “This is unbelievable,… Read More ›
Shorten Concedes Being King Of Knives Poster Boy Not Best Look For Aspiring PM
Former Labor leader Bill Shorten has conceded to colleagues that taking on the role as poster boy for retailing giant the King Of Knives during his time as leader did not help his cause at the ballot box. Mr Shorten’s… Read More ›