Australia’s Prime Minister for this week Scott Morrison has launched a blistering attack on the ABC. Telling it to stop focusing on itself and instead focus on doing it’s job. “It’s time the ABC had a good hard look at… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Tipped To Be Appointed ‘Special Envoy’ To The ABC
The Morrison government will act today with regards to the chaos currently embroiling the ABC by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the beleaguered broadcaster. “The public does not want to hear from the ABC,”… Read More ›
“Smallest Budget Deficit In A Decade Proof That Turnbull Had To Go” – Scott Morrison
Australia’s current Prime Minister Scott Morrison or #ScoMo as he likes to be referred to has said that the latest budget results showing that the Government is on track to deliver the smallest deficit in a decade is proof that… Read More ›
B2 Tipped To Replace Guthrie As The ABC’s Managing Director
Following the out of the blue dismissal yesterday of ABC Managing Director Michelle Guthrie Banana in pajama B2 has emerged as the red hot favourite to take over Guthrie’s role as Managing Director. “B2 has always had eyes on the… Read More ›
Dutton Announces The Death Penalty For Anyone Who Tampers With A Potato
Following the recent spate of needles being found in strawberries and other assorted fruits the Minister for the Home Affairs Peter Dutton has announced as a preventative measure that anyone caught tampering with a potato will be put to death…. Read More ›
Liberal Party Introduces 50% Quota For Bullies
Scott Morrison’s Liberal party has announced that it will introduce quotas into their candidate selection process to ensure that the party is always represented by at least 50% bullies. “We’ve heard what people have said about quotas and we’ve listened,”… Read More ›
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