Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce having just signed a book deal is now sweating on his supporters ability to be able to actually read a book. “It’s a big risk we are taking by giving a deal to Barnaby… Read More ›
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Lest. We. Forget Yassmin Abdel-Magied This ANZAC Day
News Corp, publishers of The Australian, Daily Telegraph and Herald Sun have called upon Australian’s to take a moment this ANZAC day to pause and reflect on Yassmin Abdel-Magied. “ANZAC day is a sacred day on the Australian calendar and last… Read More ›
Turnbull Pledges To Flog Banking Execs With The Warmest Lettuce Available
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has expressed his anger at the behaviour of banking executives uncovered by the Royal Commission and promised to deliver harsh punishment to all involved by flogging them with the warmest of lettuce. “I am most upset… Read More ›
IPA Tells Government To Consider Legalising Slavery
The Institute of Public Affairs has released a paper penned by Adjunct Fellow Walter Privilege that extols the merits of slavery, calling on the Government to consider instituting it. “We as a society are very quick to rule things out… Read More ›
Greens Push To Legalise Cannibalism After Annual 420 Meeting
Greens leader and ‘federal joint chief’ Richard Di Natale told a smoke-filled Canberra party room on Friday that cannibalism needs to be decriminalised and legalised. “This day, the 20th of April, or 4/20 Day, we present our cornerstone policy; that… Read More ›
Dead Commbank Customer Makes Fortune In The Afterlife
A deceased Commonwealth Bank customer has told the banking royal commission he’s made millions of dollars in the afterlife by following the advice of his financial planner from beyond the grave. “Since I arrived in Heaven I’ve built up an… Read More ›
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