Barnaby Joyce and Tony Abbott are to replace Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise. Which will be filmed in the coming weeks in and around Canberra, Armidale and Manly. “We saw… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Demands Royal Commission Into His Sex Life
Former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce has demanded that the Prime Minister conduct a Royal Commission into the member for New England’s sex life. “It’s time we get to the bottom of this no pun intended and get it all out… Read More ›
Compulsory Recall Ordered Of Explosive Michaelia Cashes
The government has ordered the immediate recall of millions of defective Michaelia Cashes after the spectacular self combustion of one of the units almost caused fatal damage to its owner. “These things could go off at the least bit of… Read More ›
Michaelia Cash Tells Labor To “Cash Me Outside”
Minister for jobs and innovation Michaelia Cash has used an appearance at Senate Estimates to throw shade at the Opposition by challenging them to ‘Cash me outside, how bout dat.’ “I ain’t afraid of Bill Shorten, I’ll name names, you… Read More ›
Clive Palmer Plans To Launch Titanic 3
Clive Palmer has taken a break from his many court battles to tell the world about his plan to launch his new project Titanic 3. “I Clive Palmer will make the year 2018 the year of the Clive when I… Read More ›
Joyce Resigns To Spend More Time Cheating On His Families
The deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today announced his resignation. Citing the need to spend more time cheating on his families as the main motivator for his decision. “Parliament does take its toll on on people, you spend a… Read More ›
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