Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce held a press conference early this morning to announce the establishment of an avian park in the airspace directly above his Canberra office; the first and apparently only residents, a flock of vultures. Speaking on… Read More ›
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Sam Dastyari Tweets Look At Me! Look At Me! Please Look At Me!
Former Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has weighed in on the controversies surrounding the Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce by taking to twitter and repeatedly tweeting: “Look at Me! Look at Me! Please Look at ME!” “When people leave Canberra they… Read More ›
Joyce Tipped To Replace Dutton As Minister For Home Affairs
Belegaured Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is tipped to replace Peter Dutton as Minister for Home Affairs in a soon to be announced cabinet reshuffle. “When you make a mistake like Barnaby has you can either take the fall and… Read More ›
Barbaby Joyce To Champion Same-Office Relationships
With the revelation of Barnaby Joyce’s impending refatherhood with his former staffer, the National Party leader and recent New Zealander announced that he would campaign nationally for the rights of employer/employee sexual relationships. “It is beyond time we were granted… Read More ›
High Court Rules Tasmanian Senator Can Wear Two Hats
The High Court has ruled Devonport mayor Steve Martin eligible to replace Jacqui Lambie in the senate after finding that it is not a conflict of interest for him to be both the head of a political party and the… Read More ›
Unpopular Person Enters Popularity Contest
One of Australia’s most unpopular people Lyle Shelton has announced on the weekend that he will be quitting his job and contesting the next Federal election as a candidate for Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservative party. “I’m confident that I can… Read More ›